Holy shit, just when I thought I couldn’t...more disappointed
Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience! I am genuinely worried for our society.
hahahahaahhaaha THIS.
The funniest thing about this description is that they namedrop all 4 twilight books in it haha.
oh. my. god. ridic.
my god. i refuse to believe it has come to this.
WHAT THE FUCK! the first 3 lines make me think of necrophilia…. geez
“with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon’s glow”
You can’t really be that surprised, can you? “The Vamp is a realistic form…with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of...
Noooooo way! That’s hilarious!
Twilight inspired dildo. (OP:slickrate/RB:bradofarrell)
“Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.” (1000lolz:ronworkman:slickrate)